Insultron app for iPhone and iPad

Insultron was created with the intention of keeping me company, I was a lonely child growing up, and always wanted a friend that I could talk to, so I built one, well so I though, unfortunately, a horrible miscalculation whilst programming its logic led to the creation of what can only be described as the most insulting and unfriendly robot imaginable.

He constantly spits out insults that hurt my feelings, and I was hoping that you out there could help me deal with him.

Please, only download the Insultron if you are willing to have your feelings hurt :(.